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Watching TV Makes You Fat

August 30th, 2007 · No Comments

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fat loss researchHere’s one more reason why you should stop watching TV.

And fat parents please pay full attention to the next few paragraphs if you don’t want your kids to turn into your fat selves.

I’m confident that, fatness aside, you’re sensible and responsible enough to do everything in your power to give your child a healthy body and mind.

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Losing my Virginity - Again

August 22nd, 2007 · 3 Comments

Some excerpts of the emails I get:

Damn you Ruby.

Where the hell have you been?

Are you one of those bloggers who lose steam after an initial burst of entries?

I miss your witty and informative post. Please continue posting so I can sleep better at night.

I need to lose 40 pounds by the end of this month. Please help me.

Ruby you have a nice butt.

Ruby you’re the most beautiful creature on earth. I want to fuck you so that we can make more beautiful creatures.

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One Reason Why Having Big Breasts Don’t Make You More Desirable

April 16th, 2007 · 7 Comments

fat loss researchHave you ever noticed that fat girls have big breasts? Or noticed that slim girls have tiny breasts?

I can’t verify that all fat girls have big breasts, but what I dare say is you’re lucky if you’re slim and blessed with big breasts.

One more thing I dare say is this:

There’s no point having big breasts if you’re obese because certainly no sane man would probably look at them or fondle them, much less suck them. Unless of course that man is sexually-desperate or into that sort of kinky stuff which in that case you’re doubly lucky. You have big breasts and you don’t have to lose weight.

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One Top Reason Why Lesbians Are Fat

April 14th, 2007 · 3 Comments

“If You’re a Fat and Miserable Lesbian, You Must Read This Post Because it May Help You Lose Weight”

fat loss researchWhat I’m going to write may sound ridiculous and irrelevant.

What does lesbian has to do with this weight loss blog?

Well, it’s my blog and if I want to write about the sex life of a double-headed turtle, that’s my prerogative.

Furthermore, you never know if they’re lesbians reading BFR and so this post will teach them a thing or two about weight loss.

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1000 Ways to Satisfy Your Lover

April 12th, 2007 · 7 Comments

“Discover How an Ex-Model Satisfies her Boyfriend and Makes Him Happy with 1000 Simple Ways Everyday”

fat loss secret number 12Let me reveal to you a secret.

A secret I regularly use to satisfy my boyfriend and make him happy.

A secret that makes my boyfriend loves me to bits.

A secret that makes my boyfriend turn up at the dining table by 7p.m everyday without fail.

What if you can find out this secret? What if you too can satisfy your boyfriend and make him happy, and love you more?

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