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1000 Ways to Satisfy Your Lover

April 12th, 2007 · 7 Comments

Subscribe to my newsletter and get a Free 40-page report - Skyrocket Your Fat Loss Success ($27 Value).“Discover How an Ex-Model Satisfies her Boyfriend and Makes Him Happy with 1000 Simple Ways Everyday”
Let me reveal to you a secret.
A secret I regularly use to satisfy my boyfriend and make him happy.
A secret that […]

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3 Essential Supplements That Make You Look Sexy in Bikini

April 6th, 2007 · No Comments

I hate weight loss supplements like I hate flaccid penises. They’re useless.
Hundreds of supplements flood the market, promising a quick fix to your weight loss problems. You, the gullible masses buy them and religiously pop these supplements but only to find that they help you zilch.
In my years of dieting and adopting the […]

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How Not to Look Like This Half-Naked Chick

April 5th, 2007 · No Comments

I hope I didn’t make you throw up your lunch.
If you’re a woman, you definitely do not want to look like her. If you’re a man, you’d probably not shag her unless you’re into that sort of thing.
How can you NOT look like this fat chick?

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Scientists Discover How You Can Lose 100% More Weight

April 1st, 2007 · 2 Comments

My teacher friend Jasmine is a fat grumpy bitch.
She’s one of the brainless masses who will jump on any new weight loss fads. She spends thousands each month on these worthless fads only to find that they don’t help her lose weight.
Once I tell her not to be stupid. She’s a teacher for god’s […]

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Why Yo-Yo Dieting is Good for You and Your Heart

March 31st, 2007 · 2 Comments

Weight loss gurus and experts want you to believe that Yo-Yo dieting is bad.
They want you to believe that Yo-Yo dieting is dangerous to your health. They want you to believe that repeated dieting will make your subsequent dieting efforts harder.
They are wrong.

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