Burn Fat Review

Watching TV Makes You Fat

Ruby Lee — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:23:16 +0000

Here’s one more reason why you should stop watching TV.

And fat parents please pay full attention to the next few paragraphs if you don’t want your kids to turn into your fat selves.

I’m confident that, fatness aside, you’re sensible and responsible enough to do everything in your power to give your child a healthy body and mind.

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Losing my Virginity - Again

Ruby Lee — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 21:34:56 +0000

Some excerpts of the emails I get:

Damn you Ruby.

Where the hell have you been?

Are you one of those bloggers who lose steam after an initial burst of entries?

I miss your witty and informative post. Please continue posting so I can sleep better at night.

I need to lose 40 pounds by the end of this month. Please help me.

Ruby you have a nice butt.

Ruby you’re the most beautiful creature on earth. I want to fuck you so that we can make more beautiful creatures.

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One Reason Why Having Big Breasts Don’t Make You More Desirable

Ruby Lee — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:43:45 +0000

Have you ever noticed that fat girls have big breasts? Or noticed that slim girls have tiny breasts?

I can’t verify that all fat girls have big breasts, but what I dare say is you’re lucky if you’re slim and blessed with big breasts.

One more thing I dare say is this:

There’s no point having big breasts if you’re obese because certainly no sane man would probably look at them or fondle them, much less suck them. Unless of course that man is sexually-desperate or into that sort of kinky stuff which in that case you’re doubly lucky. You have big breasts and you don’t have to lose weight.

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One Top Reason Why Lesbians Are Fat

Ruby Lee — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 04:27:53 +0000

“If You’re a Fat and Miserable Lesbian, You Must Read This Post Because it May Help You Lose Weight”

What I’m going to write may sound ridiculous and irrelevant.

What does lesbian has to do with this weight loss blog?

Well, it’s my blog and if I want to write about the sex life of a double-headed turtle, that’s my prerogative.

Furthermore, you never know if they’re lesbians reading BFR and so this post will teach them a thing or two about weight loss.

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1000 Ways to Satisfy Your Lover

Ruby Lee — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:59:30 +0000

“Discover How an Ex-Model Satisfies her Boyfriend and Makes Him Happy with 1000 Simple Ways Everyday”

Let me reveal to you a secret.

A secret I regularly use to satisfy my boyfriend and make him happy.

A secret that makes my boyfriend loves me to bits.

A secret that makes my boyfriend turn up at the dining table by 7p.m everyday without fail.

What if you can find out this secret? What if you too can satisfy your boyfriend and make him happy, and love you more?

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Sex, Diets, Cigarettes - 7 Things About Ruby Lee You Probably Don’t Know

Ruby Lee — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:14:15 +0000

“By the Time You Finish Reading This, You’ll Know More About Ruby Lee Than Her Boyfriend”

10-years-old Ruby Lee was once sexually abused by a family friend. She did not tell anyone about it, but finds comfort and justice when the man had his brain splattered across the tarmac after being run over by a truck.
She was a slut. She once slept with an obese executive to further her career as a Model. She once slept with many men to get what she wanted. She’s a changed woman now.

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One Latest Groundbreaking Weight Loss Research Every Dieting Sucker Should Know

Ruby Lee — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 05:12:53 +0000

“Find Out What Money-Faced Weight Loss Gurus and Experts Won’t Tell You”

You’re a dieting sucker, aren’t you?

You listen to weight loss and dieting gurus without question.

You follow their unqualified prescriptions as if they are words from God. You take their diet pills like they are manna from God.

And yet, you struggle to lose weight. And yet you fail to maintain your weight after losing it.

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32 Hollywood Celebrities Reveal Diet Secrets that Make You Slim and Sexy

Ruby Lee — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:48:51 +0000

“What If You Can Find Out Diet Secrets of Top 32 Sexiest and Slimmest Hollywood Celebrities ?”

Do you ever wonder how Hollywood celebrities stay slim and sexy?

Perhaps these celebrities follow some special diets that are secret to the public, and only available to the rich and famous.

What if you can learn these secret celebrity diets? Maybe you too can be slim and sexy like these superstars.

Here’s a list of celebrities’ “secret” diets you might want to follow. Of course, I won’t be responsible if you turn into an anorexic, drop dead, or end up in a messy divorce.

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5 Latest Weight Loss News You Probably Haven’t Read

Ruby Lee — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:11:17 +0000

Here’s some links to the latest and notable weight loss news around the internet and the blogosphere.

Sexy and ravishing Mark McManus explains why a low-carb approach to weight loss is the best - Build Your Life to Order
Victoria Beckham puts soccer maestro David Beckham on a Daughter Diet – a diet which supposedly increases their chances of conceiving a daughter - The Skinny Website

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Scientists Discover Fat is Good for Your Mental Health

Ruby Lee — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:54:31 +0000

“Find Out One Reason Why Being Fat is Good For You Despite What Your Doctor Say”

In my previous post Why Fat Women are Grumpy, I mention a study that finds a link between your waist circumference and mental health. The study concludes that a monster waistline makes you more prone to mood disorders and depression.

Based on this study, I find it no surprise that many of my fat friends are grumpy or sick in the head.

However, a new study seems to contradict this finding. This study finds that a greater Body Mass Index is associated with a reduced risk of major psychiatric illnesses like depression, schizophrenia and suicide.

In other words, the fatter you are, the better is your mental health.

(more…) Scientists Discover Fat is Good for Your Mental Health

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