Burn Fat Review

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Some excerpts of the emails I get:

Damn you Ruby.

Where the hell have you been?

Are you one of those bloggers who lose steam after an initial burst of entries?

I miss your witty and informative post. Please continue posting so I can sleep better at night.

I need to lose 40 pounds by the end of this month. Please help me.

Ruby you have a nice butt.

Ruby you’re the most beautiful creature on earth. I want to fuck you so that we can make more beautiful creatures.

Okay, sorry people. I know. I know. I’m such a lazy bastard.

And I know I have a nice butt and I’m the most beautiful creature on earth. You don’t have to remind me.

And please don’t tell me that it’s been 4 months since I updated Burn Fat Review. I can read the damn calendar.

So if you’re wondering where I’ve been all this while - listen up.

I got married.

As a born-again virgin entering a new phase of life, there’s bound to be lots of romance and sex. So I don’t have the time to update BFR.

But now that the euphoria of newlyweds has waned, I’m finally capable of fuctioning like a normal human being rather than a hamster in heat. So from today, I can update BFR. Are you happy now?

One thing I have to mention. I’ve gained 10 pounds since I got married. So it’s time to call upon diet-master Tom Venuto and his Burn the Fat program to banish my fats again.

Watch my progress. Maybe you’ll learn something.

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