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One of my ex-model friend, Mona, recently asks me two questions:
- How to have multiple orgasms?
- How to give yourself a heart attack?
I have no problem answering the first question. It’s another area of my expertise. Perhaps I should start another blog for the sexually-frustrated.
But question two baffles me. Not because I can’t answer it. I can’t figure why in the world she wants to give herself a heart attack.
Maybe she wants to die like “You’re just an ex-model, what do you know?” old Mr Samy.
So the good friend in me answers her second question.
Get fat.
If she want to give herself a heart attack, she has to get fat. And getting fat is easy. All you need to do is eat as much junk food as you want and not exercise.
One recent study finds that a 1 cm increase of your waistline increases your risk of getting heart diseases by 2%.
Isn’t that the simplest thing in the world?
Just imagine what you can do with a 15 cm (6 inches) increase in your waistline. You increase the risk of getting a heart attack by 30%!
I haven’t heard from Mona for quite a while. Maybe she had a heart attack and died.
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2 responses so far ↓
1 uncle sha // Apr 5, 2007 at 1:16 pm
I don’t think anyone would purposely wanna have heart attack but being a slob that everyone is, our lifestyle dictates our health … if ur bochap, calat lor
Haha, I do hope your Mona fren is not really dead, choi …
As for the first question, yeah do setup a blog on the sexual frustrated, i think that will be a s’pore first!
2 Ruby Lee // Apr 5, 2007 at 1:29 pm
She’s not dead haha. I just called her and she sounds orgasmic.
A blog for the sexually-frustrated? maybe soon.
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