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I hate weight loss supplements like I hate flaccid penises. They’re useless.

Hundreds of supplements flood the market, promising a quick fix to your weight loss problems. You, the gullible masses buy them and religiously pop these supplements but only to find that they help you zilch.

In my years of dieting and adopting the healthy lifestyle, I’ve tried many supplements. Most of them are flaccid penises. However, I’ve found some gems that do help me to lose or maintain my weight.

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I hope I didn’t make you throw up your lunch.

If you’re a woman, you definitely do not want to look like her. If you’re a man, you’d probably not shag her unless you’re into that sort of thing.

How can you NOT look like this fat chick?

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One of my ex-model friend, Mona, recently asks me two questions:

1. How to have multiple orgasms?
2. How to give yourself a heart attack?

I have no problem answering the first question. It’s another area of my expertise. Perhaps I should start another blog for the sexually-frustrated.

But question two baffles me. Not because I can’t answer it. I can’t figure why in the world she wants to give herself a heart attack.

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Are you on a low-carb diet?

Have you been low-carbing for 5-12 years?

If you are, you may want to continue reading because what I’m going to tell you may save your life.

I don’t doubt low-carb diets like Atkins and South Beach Diet are effective ways to lose weight. Studies find that low-carb diets are far superior for weight loss than conventional ones.

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My teacher friend Jasmine is a fat grumpy bitch.

She’s one of the brainless masses who will jump on any new weight loss fads. She spends thousands each month on these worthless fads only to find that they don’t help her lose weight.

Once I tell her not to be stupid. She’s a teacher for god’s sake. She suppose to be rational enough to see through all the bullshit – the lies and misleading information spread by the so-called diet weight loss gurus and experts.

You’re the stupid one, she says to me. I’m the one with the degree. What the fuck do you have? You’re just a fucking ex-model.

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