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Scientists Discover How You Can Lose 100% More Weight

April 1st, 2007 · 2 Comments

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fat angry grumpy womanMy teacher friend Jasmine is a fat grumpy bitch.

She’s one of the brainless masses who will jump on any new weight loss fads. She spends thousands each month on these worthless fads only to find that they don’t help her lose weight.

Once I tell her not to be stupid. She’s a teacher for god’s sake. She suppose to be rational enough to see through all the bullshit – the lies and misleading information spread by the so-called diet weight loss gurus and experts.

You’re the stupid one, she says to me. I’m the one with the degree. What the fuck do you have? You’re just a fucking ex-model.

We never talk since then.

So what can you learn from this little anecdote? And what do Scientists have to do with it?

One lesson is obvious. Don’t be one of the brainless masses. Seek knowledge, use reason. In every aspect of your life.

The second lesson:

Stop looking for the next weight-loss miracle. Stick to a sensible weight loss program if you want to be as slim and sexy as me.

Scientists in a recent study find that those who seek for the next weight loss miracle are more unsuccessful in losing weight than those who don’t. Those that stick to a sensible weight loss program lose 100% more weight than these army of Jasmines.

The other day I bump into Jasmine. She’s still as fat as a pregnant elephant, while I’m as slim as any hot Hollywood actress. Men desire me. They will do anything just to have a piece of my body.

This is what I say to Jasmine:

I may be just a fucking ex-model. But I’m not fat and ugly.

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2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 uncle sha // Apr 2, 2007 at 2:49 am

    Alot of entries with studies/research accompanied

    How about an article on a training regime? Diet plan. I would love to look fwd to that

    Eh u malay or cheena. Your name ingerlish but you know Bahasa. Educate me!

    cheers

  • 2 Ruby Lee // Apr 2, 2007 at 7:26 am

    uncle sha, thanks for the suggestion. I will bang up taining regime and diet plan posts soon. Stay tuned.

    I’m chinese, but I took malay as 2nd language in school.

    And my boyfriend is also malay. :D

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